3 Month Hiatus

While the posts have been few and far between, the b-hood rolls on. The Grande Lucina has moved to the exact shift that he posted on February 21st he didn't want to be moved to. However, with his unwaivering and total commitment to the blue and gray, he gladly accepted the shift, and thus far, one week hence, has been glad he has. While Rally and Soft Hands are now the lone soldiers of the 2nd shift, Stripes, Burger and the Lucina-meister hodl down the fort during the daylight hours.

Our fallen soldier, Butternut Rikkets, hath moved to the balloon knot of Califor... nay, the entire west coast, Fres-neck, home of the battery throwing, donkey loving, Grandma cussing whackjobs. Sheet metal you say... Break off some numbers cuh. You will indeed, as you have been since the lunar eclipse, be missed.

Ralley, regarding petrolium usage, I am sad inside near the sub-cockle area of my heart, regarding our non-carpooling trying to quit terbacci using asses. I am glad however, that you intend to move to the top of Mt. Whitney. Movies for days on the 62 inch in the small living room.

Butternut, if you ever do decide to get the Wireless Kart driving game of sorts of the new generation, give yourself a month or so to catch up with my intense skills and I'll show you how I be do online. Annatzreel.

Signing off...

Grande Lucina.

It's been a week...

My my my, how things have changed. We have a fallen brother. Not really a candidate for Kimbo Slice's list of deaths. However, the Grande Lucina feels as if this may be partially his fault. Premonitions of bad things aside, had it not been a relative of mine involved, the message of one playing favorites to another perhaps never would have been brought up. One never knows now, but that is how I feel. Now, the talk of different shifts. So, Dumbledorf will move, Slice Face won't, Ear Hair won't, but the brotherhood members will get shifted hard bad cold nasty. Ace and Gary still'll leave at 4 or earlier every day. I'll take a day shift if it's available and not the old crew I had before. Elsewise, I'd like to stay right where I am.

I miss my friend. Rally, don't you feel like it isn't the same around here right now. I have to look at the little crack head and it makes me angry. I don't like to be that way. A small little piece of my heart was taken on the day of the only total lunar eclipse of 08.

But at least Saturday is still in the works. Yes!!!!

Grande Lucina.

New College Football Rules

There are several new rule changes announced for college football today. All of these must be approved by the NCAA rules committee, as well as a vote of conference commissioners. There are several, intended to speed up the game at the behest of the television networks. Whatever! TV don't run this bitch, the brotherhood does. Here's how I feel about these proposed changes... Stripes, chime in please.

1. Elimination of the "horse collar" tackle. This was outlawed via 15 yard personal foul penalty in the NFL after the 2004 season when Roy Williams injured 4 players using this technique. The NCAA should have outlawed it that year as well, but they are a defunct, stupid organization full of really smart people. Confucius say: A person is smart, people are stupid. I like this rule however. Get in position and don't tackle like a bitch. Step up and hit someone cuh.

2. An out of bounds play will be similar to a first down, in that the clock will start again when the ball is set, rather than when the ball is snapped. Whatever! Inside of 2 minutes in a half, however, the clock will start on snap to "protect the integrity of the 2 minute offense." Kinda bunk, no big deal though. Besides, inside two minutes is where the most timeouts are taken, so TV gets as many commercial breaks as needed.

3. The 5 yard face mask penalty is eliminated. Hmm, so the rule reads something like this: "if the tackler grabs and immediately releases the face mask, with no impact on the runner and no impact on the safety of the player, there shall be no penalty. The SEC coordinator of officials said that play is a "non-entity." Whatever! What about the defenders fingers, aren't they in danger? I hope this one doesn't pass. Besides, when a player nearly rips off someone's head, it should be a 20 yard penalty.

There are other inconsequential rule changes to which I will proudly say: Whatever!

Grande Lucina

An Open Letter to Rally

Oh, how you have been missed? Let me count the ways. [removes socks for extra counting digits] The answer is 26. I will list two of them here:
1. I don't like running an area with no forklifts.
2. Who else will warm my thighs.? Kif? I think not!
So, in summary, I hope that upon arrival there shall be numerous additions to the movie list. I want to know your thoughts upon cinematic adventures experienced hence. One of mine: The Nines. The dude from Van Wilder makes a triple character appearance inside of 1 and a half hours. The movie is broken in to three short stories, each with the same actors playing different characters. The scenes are interrelated only through supernatural goings-on. 7/8thscscs of the way through the movie, and I still had no clue what was going one per se, but I was captivated nonetheless. By the end of the show, it was all wrapped up nicely. I enjoyed this movie. And I'm going to say this right now, I thought the fat girl was cute. Not a policy of mine, but she was alright.
Hope you health improves so you can come "work" which is, intentionally, in quotes.

Grande Lucina

Weekend Update

As my ribs, once again feel damaged, the way Britney Spears' crotch must, I finish my leftover pizza. I beleive that leftover pizza is the only way to eat it. I have, on many an occasion bought a pizza, baked it (Papa Murphy's of course), sliced it's face and put in the refigerator for later consumption. I don't make it a habit, but I have done it before. The Pro Bowl is about to start, my brother is sick, and my wife is gone. What a fun Sunday?!!. Buttsecks. Oh well. Monday, I shall return to more employees wanting to get well on work hours. Football is on, however, must watch.

Grand Lucina

A case of mistaken identity

This is how it went down: My brother, Rally, was granted an epiphany by Janus the Goddess of Portholes. I added an ingredient to this malice contacting 2 marauders to do our Rally's bidding. With rapidity, the thing took shape, and it was glorious in it's simplicity. ESPN Instant Classic, right? We are happy with the preliminary results, but, it goes over like a white guy with corn braids. I become the recipient scapegoat by proxy and prostrate myself at the feet of my PM, Maplebar McMasters. He, apparently, was offended thinking it was targeting his candybar affliction. I assured him it was only so he could sit closely with his new found friends and do his special digestive system function research. He's a bright one. Still doesn't know I put sugar, equal, Vitamin C, Airborne, and ascorbic acid in place of his NaCl. The moral of the story shall be as such; inadvertent assumption of responsibility for a well-thought malintended chicane was done hesitantly, but out of respect. Long Live Bob Marley! (in spirit, and stuff)

Excellent take CC. I just hit the witching hour on a Donnerstag. I wish we could work 3 12's. I could suffer thru 3 12's much better then the sufferage of 5 8's. Anyways i have been on the floor tonight for a total of 3 minutes. I am still angry about the flat and getting stuck. I wonder what my kids look like? I know they are cute because everyone who sees them on a regular basis tells me. As far as working the swing you will learn different things that much is true but you will also forget any resembalance of what a family life is like. It is funny how you met a CGM after 8 months. That is less time then I have been on second shift for the second time. The first time it was three years. I dread the option though. 7am with silicon racer and candi stripes with the eye drops. I still wonder if I will ever make it out of the vampire shift. At least I get to watch 2 movies a night instead of hanging out with my kids. I am sure they will understand when I get time off for their graduation because that is how long I see myself on the 3:12 to hell. What ever! on the experiance upper M. How about the hours I will never get back with my kids. Any way you paint it the connections get you the good hours and the cgm. I see neither in my near future. In the words of one of the best PMs ever "Mike you need to put your time in Bitss" never mind how they never made money on my watch. I know people and I have stock so shut up.

Ralley