Nobody FUCKING cares!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell does "rant" mean? Gremlins, Gliders, ........Winged Lemurs? Oh, c'mon!

Mental joisting

Ahhhhhh Yes,

The mental joisting and volley is what true gentlemen do with their spare time. In betwix all the bullshit it is fun to disect snipettes from the surrounding morons who amaze us with all the next level stupidity they continuously stream to us. Slice your face with my two blacks with the gremlins while I comb my earhair holding hands skipping in the yellow silicon glidder down the road on the way to chinese finger cuffs burning slash piles while I whistle on 4 weeks vacation for senior higher status maintaing the hog getting eyedrops from by close friend I met while shopping at LL Bean although I have trim saw cataracts ect. ect....... The cool thing is how they work so hard at getting us so much new material bless their little hearts. I would continue but I need to go adjust the big wheel limit switch before I am down 2 ore hours.

Volley

....is what I would like to do with ideas amongst the intuition with which I surround myself. I would like to add a running tally of some sort to the blog. The "Tally Titles" we did in a previous life, before we got railroaded (Nice one Stripes Casino. Way to take it to the next level with your personal attackscxcssc's) would be a good template to use. I was thinking of topics such as these which follow previously started statement: Girdle Irkers, Movie reccommendations, Quettiisms, Classic quotes, Fill-in-the-Blank, Rhetorical Questions, What would you rather do?, Nicknames Galore, I hope that tomorrow........., and such the similar. What is the consensus? Also, what is the consensus on the pics? Oh yeah, Wellness Days, suckadickuptilyahiccup.

Ahh yes, the infamous blog handle...

When one is required to come up with a blog handle, one must first ask himself, "Self, what will best personify you and your personal personifications?" Well, I really don't know how to do that. Yes, there are references to the fact that I am quite the sizable chunk of humanity. While true, trite they are. There's collegiate athletic ramblings, but in an effort to remain somewhat humble and even a little embarrassed about talking about that, I shan't use any references thus. I've been blessed by the Lord Almighty, sitting at the right hand of The Father, in Heaven Eternal... but who hasn't in some way or another. Butternut with his poetic rhetoric, Ralley with his chud driving skeeels. Omega can heal the sick. Scarlett is just the most beautiful shining star. And Burger, well, the man can give a hug like a muh. And his beard gives good backrubs, canteen boy.

So for moi, perhaps a particular alignment of consonants and vowels isn't a way to distinguish my posts from those of other brotherhood members. Nay, mine shall be different. Keeping with my Mexican motif, I shall use a font, hereby, all my posts will be posted in Grande Lucinda.

Perhaps at a later time, I can work on mixing in a color change, or perhaps italictcsx.

It is settled. I am Rally on the blog. For every known as the one who will bust 8...teen foot high snow drifts im my racer. I go where other shake and shiver at the thought of taking a 2wd with chuds. Thanks brews for the epical brew blog handle. I admit I can't wait to come up stairs to read a new blog post because it will fur sure be some of the funniest, sarcastic, demeaning, glorifying, next level shit that we can only we understand.

Mt. Whitney crews rocks

Well.......

I have 2 brothers on my crew and 3 forktrucks............can't complain at the moment, oh except for my unused, flaccid member. Thanks for that Rally. I will hide the body if need be. I ain't skeert, nobody knows me. also, my crew ain't skeert to let them thangs go. Butterberries across the face helps to soothe the soul. Just let me know if you need a little motivational boost, Brother. Don't lose sleep and I'll tell you why not. Much the same way one would look like a certain handsome gentleman I know as a result of eating too many cookies, a person who did not get their beauty sleep, they would end up looking like Butternut Squash.

Epic Take

I see your pain. That was an epic take on the matter. I wish I could help more. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help out. I will glad to give a hand.

On another note. My door is rad. Thanks for the helping hand for all brothers that with provided and moving the body. My wife was pumped and now my kids can get the door opened at the house.

More schedule problems.

Once again, there are myriad problems with the white. I found 4 tickets with different pre-fits on the same ticket. I just made copies and crossed out one door on one and the other door on the other. I also found G5JJ30 bifolds square in the middle of the regular bifold run. I removed those, made a copy of that ticket and put it with the core tickets.

There is a big run of raw hdbd bifolds- 392 of them. Instead of doing presses of 45’s by stapling three tickets together, because, again, they came in presses of 15, I removed some of the tickets, changed the appropriate numbers and did 7 loads of 50, a load of 40, and the remaining 2 are on another ticket. I spent 20 minutes stapling all the other b/f tickets together. I had the press guys set up the adjustables by L2 up high so they can fit 45 doors in there, and had all of L4’s partials pressed either in the hot press or the adjustables down on that end. When they ran out of presses, they pulled fullies over until the presses cleared, then ran partials again. Afterall, they aren’t using the full presses anyway… but titan is never wrong. Click click. Stutter.

Not to mention, the hog is bust, so I am going to try and get a couple of coffins made tonight for scrap wood, since the table saw hopper is full. I asked Hansen to not let anyone come and dump their shit in that back corner. Nerdo thinks that the compactor won’t come out until Monday because of the weather, so we might need to coffin some trash too, if prehangs compactor fills up.

I’m pretty sure our numbers are going to be crap tonight. I started out 10 people short, but 5 showed up an hour or more late. I got a hyster stuck trying to get an empty glue tote because graveyard actually filled one so full that the funnel was full of glue water. We have one inside now, and another empty down the ramp of door 20, that four people can carry in if needed. I know; I’ve seen me do it.

I seriously took an hour prepping this schedule with making copies, marking it for cuts and stapling the tickets. But, again, at least the office ladies’ job is easier. This is absolute bull sh*t. The office is running hot and true though. It’s in Quasi-nose-o's ball court piece. I’m so mad.

And yes, both the usage of the semicolon and the word “myriad” are proper. Recognize.

Too far???

Was my last post too close to being decipherable? Should I have avoided that subject or is this a canvas intended for that vent? I will say this much........I luh this wintery rain. It tickles my fancy. "Do you like that sideboob? Well, you shouldn't. Because that's my sideboob."

Skeet skeet

That's typical. Dumbledorf runnin' a muck, Bleeding Eyes is peel out, his wife, Ace, is forlorn like an abandoned spider monkey baby raised by Teletubbies, Ol' See-No-Evil Hobbit Ear rubbin elbows with Jimbo Sliceface and we're supposed to be so highly compensated as to not make our inclusion in a Healthy Life Program unnecessary. At least I'm not worried sick about pre-spending the massive bonus monies I was assured. Let's devote resources to revamping an integral part of our jobs and let it fuck us in the ear. PC Loadletter? What the fuck? At least I get a new Mazda Miata for my boss because we make them look good, right? Does the real world get Comp time and sick leave on top of vacation? Why don't we put the plant on autopilot and let it run it's multi-million dollar corporate ass by it's goddamn self. ButterSack smack doodoo crack Patterwhack chillack.........xative. Don't lose sleep Brethren!!!!!! The hex will lift to unveil my next victim soon enough. Call me Dexter of Dirty Swamp donkeys. I do the community a favor by servicing this clientelle base.......(actually, that was my pre-hex days. Back before my picker went buhssssst.) We are the world........

Cooper at the trim saw

So word on the floor is that DD is tired of George holding him hostage at the trim saw by not showing up or running slow. So he sends Cooper down to the saw last night and tells Randy and Pat that they need to train him on the saw with out any heads up to me???. They respond that it will take a year to get comfortable on the saw and he says I hope to be gone by then. the bigger problem in my eyes is the fact that Cooper was sent down to train on the saw without any heads up from Steve Barry or anyone else. another problem is the fact that they skipped asking Kent if he wanted to go to 3rd to run the saw who would be a much better choice for the plant as a whole. I am sure not to have Cooper trained if i have any say for may reasons. let me know what you think....

I hate the new schedule

I'm pretty confident that the only reason this new schedule was created was to make the office's job easier. In the end, they are the ones that matter though, right? Combining all the suffixes into one schedule saves paper... allegedly. But now they print about 8 different schedules. Less paper?? What the f**k, over? Oh well. At least the psycho hose beast's from down yonder will be able to peel out on time. We can figure out the kinks as they come. And there will be many. Better keep the numbers up too.

I hate my life...

Look at me everybody! I'm flogging. B-hood up in this piece, Cuh, Burp Burp and scitttt. So....I prefer to be "hungry" whilst I twixterpate at my work desk piece. That's how I roll; lumpy, sidewise and with laser precision honed accuracy. I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.....Call me Butterstuff.

So this is the sickest thing the B has pulled off ever. Major cudos for the stud who thought of it. As said before we will not use names but instead maybe you can use nicknames we have for each other that no one would recognize. We pretty much have our own language anyways. This is such a good idea for promoting our thoughts and agenda. We are able to send out all of the ideas we like or anything we want to comunicate to the BH. I think this is something you would want to check out right after you check your regular email at the start of everyshift. That way you will be able to keep up with all the new information the bhood is concerning themselves with. 1st things first. We all need to pick a blog name and let everyone know what it is so we can recognize the blog source. Lets get that ironed out.


Take to you later.

Founding Brother for now until you guys give me a better nickname.

Member info

After getting the sign in and password that I created, come to this site (it is the one that I sent in the email). In the top right corner, there is a button for sign in. Click that, enter screen name and password, hit enter. On the next page, after successfully logging in, there is a button for New Post. Click that, enter message, Click the orange button that says publish post, then sign out. Through the regular work email, send a message to all members that says update, and we all will know to check the post.

I suggest no names, no names of co-workers, and nothing about our specific jobs or duties be posted. Better safe than sorry.

TTT

Firts Post

So, here is a common way that we the members can share our thoughts with each other, incase we feel like things are being "watched" or anything like that. I will disperse the password and other log in information to all members, and only ask that when a new post is, ahem, posted, that an email be sent simply with the word "update" in the message body.

More to follow...