3 Month Hiatus

While the posts have been few and far between, the b-hood rolls on. The Grande Lucina has moved to the exact shift that he posted on February 21st he didn't want to be moved to. However, with his unwaivering and total commitment to the blue and gray, he gladly accepted the shift, and thus far, one week hence, has been glad he has. While Rally and Soft Hands are now the lone soldiers of the 2nd shift, Stripes, Burger and the Lucina-meister hodl down the fort during the daylight hours.

Our fallen soldier, Butternut Rikkets, hath moved to the balloon knot of Califor... nay, the entire west coast, Fres-neck, home of the battery throwing, donkey loving, Grandma cussing whackjobs. Sheet metal you say... Break off some numbers cuh. You will indeed, as you have been since the lunar eclipse, be missed.

Ralley, regarding petrolium usage, I am sad inside near the sub-cockle area of my heart, regarding our non-carpooling trying to quit terbacci using asses. I am glad however, that you intend to move to the top of Mt. Whitney. Movies for days on the 62 inch in the small living room.

Butternut, if you ever do decide to get the Wireless Kart driving game of sorts of the new generation, give yourself a month or so to catch up with my intense skills and I'll show you how I be do online. Annatzreel.

Signing off...

Grande Lucina.

It's been a week...

My my my, how things have changed. We have a fallen brother. Not really a candidate for Kimbo Slice's list of deaths. However, the Grande Lucina feels as if this may be partially his fault. Premonitions of bad things aside, had it not been a relative of mine involved, the message of one playing favorites to another perhaps never would have been brought up. One never knows now, but that is how I feel. Now, the talk of different shifts. So, Dumbledorf will move, Slice Face won't, Ear Hair won't, but the brotherhood members will get shifted hard bad cold nasty. Ace and Gary still'll leave at 4 or earlier every day. I'll take a day shift if it's available and not the old crew I had before. Elsewise, I'd like to stay right where I am.

I miss my friend. Rally, don't you feel like it isn't the same around here right now. I have to look at the little crack head and it makes me angry. I don't like to be that way. A small little piece of my heart was taken on the day of the only total lunar eclipse of 08.

But at least Saturday is still in the works. Yes!!!!

Grande Lucina.

New College Football Rules

There are several new rule changes announced for college football today. All of these must be approved by the NCAA rules committee, as well as a vote of conference commissioners. There are several, intended to speed up the game at the behest of the television networks. Whatever! TV don't run this bitch, the brotherhood does. Here's how I feel about these proposed changes... Stripes, chime in please.

1. Elimination of the "horse collar" tackle. This was outlawed via 15 yard personal foul penalty in the NFL after the 2004 season when Roy Williams injured 4 players using this technique. The NCAA should have outlawed it that year as well, but they are a defunct, stupid organization full of really smart people. Confucius say: A person is smart, people are stupid. I like this rule however. Get in position and don't tackle like a bitch. Step up and hit someone cuh.

2. An out of bounds play will be similar to a first down, in that the clock will start again when the ball is set, rather than when the ball is snapped. Whatever! Inside of 2 minutes in a half, however, the clock will start on snap to "protect the integrity of the 2 minute offense." Kinda bunk, no big deal though. Besides, inside two minutes is where the most timeouts are taken, so TV gets as many commercial breaks as needed.

3. The 5 yard face mask penalty is eliminated. Hmm, so the rule reads something like this: "if the tackler grabs and immediately releases the face mask, with no impact on the runner and no impact on the safety of the player, there shall be no penalty. The SEC coordinator of officials said that play is a "non-entity." Whatever! What about the defenders fingers, aren't they in danger? I hope this one doesn't pass. Besides, when a player nearly rips off someone's head, it should be a 20 yard penalty.

There are other inconsequential rule changes to which I will proudly say: Whatever!

Grande Lucina

An Open Letter to Rally

Oh, how you have been missed? Let me count the ways. [removes socks for extra counting digits] The answer is 26. I will list two of them here:
1. I don't like running an area with no forklifts.
2. Who else will warm my thighs.? Kif? I think not!
So, in summary, I hope that upon arrival there shall be numerous additions to the movie list. I want to know your thoughts upon cinematic adventures experienced hence. One of mine: The Nines. The dude from Van Wilder makes a triple character appearance inside of 1 and a half hours. The movie is broken in to three short stories, each with the same actors playing different characters. The scenes are interrelated only through supernatural goings-on. 7/8thscscs of the way through the movie, and I still had no clue what was going one per se, but I was captivated nonetheless. By the end of the show, it was all wrapped up nicely. I enjoyed this movie. And I'm going to say this right now, I thought the fat girl was cute. Not a policy of mine, but she was alright.
Hope you health improves so you can come "work" which is, intentionally, in quotes.

Grande Lucina

Weekend Update

As my ribs, once again feel damaged, the way Britney Spears' crotch must, I finish my leftover pizza. I beleive that leftover pizza is the only way to eat it. I have, on many an occasion bought a pizza, baked it (Papa Murphy's of course), sliced it's face and put in the refigerator for later consumption. I don't make it a habit, but I have done it before. The Pro Bowl is about to start, my brother is sick, and my wife is gone. What a fun Sunday?!!. Buttsecks. Oh well. Monday, I shall return to more employees wanting to get well on work hours. Football is on, however, must watch.

Grand Lucina

A case of mistaken identity

This is how it went down: My brother, Rally, was granted an epiphany by Janus the Goddess of Portholes. I added an ingredient to this malice contacting 2 marauders to do our Rally's bidding. With rapidity, the thing took shape, and it was glorious in it's simplicity. ESPN Instant Classic, right? We are happy with the preliminary results, but, it goes over like a white guy with corn braids. I become the recipient scapegoat by proxy and prostrate myself at the feet of my PM, Maplebar McMasters. He, apparently, was offended thinking it was targeting his candybar affliction. I assured him it was only so he could sit closely with his new found friends and do his special digestive system function research. He's a bright one. Still doesn't know I put sugar, equal, Vitamin C, Airborne, and ascorbic acid in place of his NaCl. The moral of the story shall be as such; inadvertent assumption of responsibility for a well-thought malintended chicane was done hesitantly, but out of respect. Long Live Bob Marley! (in spirit, and stuff)

Excellent take CC. I just hit the witching hour on a Donnerstag. I wish we could work 3 12's. I could suffer thru 3 12's much better then the sufferage of 5 8's. Anyways i have been on the floor tonight for a total of 3 minutes. I am still angry about the flat and getting stuck. I wonder what my kids look like? I know they are cute because everyone who sees them on a regular basis tells me. As far as working the swing you will learn different things that much is true but you will also forget any resembalance of what a family life is like. It is funny how you met a CGM after 8 months. That is less time then I have been on second shift for the second time. The first time it was three years. I dread the option though. 7am with silicon racer and candi stripes with the eye drops. I still wonder if I will ever make it out of the vampire shift. At least I get to watch 2 movies a night instead of hanging out with my kids. I am sure they will understand when I get time off for their graduation because that is how long I see myself on the 3:12 to hell. What ever! on the experiance upper M. How about the hours I will never get back with my kids. Any way you paint it the connections get you the good hours and the cgm. I see neither in my near future. In the words of one of the best PMs ever "Mike you need to put your time in Bitss" never mind how they never made money on my watch. I know people and I have stock so shut up.

Ralley

A remote Update

I write this from the discomfort of my dining room furniture. It's not that mine is bad. It's that my ass is indeed big, yet sexy, and all furniture in my world is bad. I have a pinche $2000 bed and I wake up feeling like Van Damme played Karate bongos on my back ribs. But that's where the best meat is.

I write this from my position of being 75% done with my marathon brainwashing sesh. I know you others have gone, but it is amazing how many people buy in to this dogma when the real morals and ethics come from the b-hood. There's one guy there who is a CGM after only 8 months. He's a bonafied douche too. Ask burger.

Pack of hot-dog on my neck special project manager (if you know who I'm talking about) actually uttered the phrase, "colonial bifolds,? we don't make those." Even the 19 year manager from FP was like "what?" and "Are you for real." Seriously, Terrance was clowning him. And that's after he told someone he as a production manager. What a ass hat.

On a serious not, Ralley, on your movie list you write that Steve Carrell has his second "<100> if you want...

Nigel the UK Hammer? Is that Butternut? If so, Check out Kimbo Slice's list at the bottom. Notches in my proverbial belt as well.

Casino!!! Berp Berpberp. Nice to see you join. Don't be a stranger. Remember, if you can't find time to do something right, when will you find time to do it again. AGhhhhhhh.... the brain washing must be sinking in a little.

No, in all reality. I think we have some of the best bottom tier managers in the brotherhood, our middle management (CGM, PM, some GM's) suck, but our upper management are some of the coolest people ever. Didn't meet a VP that seemed like a boner. They were honest and up front, and no hint of "it's out of you payscale" type stuff. I heard Ma-ice cream-licki tell a dude from Pottsville that his plant my be shutsville by the end of the year. Sucks to hear, probably worse to say, but it was honest, and I respected that. Craig T singled me out asking about the non formaldehyde skins. At first he called me Joe, so I answered, "Yes, Chad!" Ayyyysa lie... but, I wish I had an answer right then, I think it would have impressed him. Candy drawer would have been like "colonial bifolds??? You mean we split the door down the middle??

Butternut, Rally, and Scarlett, (if you ever get your ass on here...) Straight from Doug K: " I encourage all of you to take 2nd or even 3rd shifts. Often times, you are outside the view of PM's and GM's and it is your time to shine. All decisions for a multi billion dollar company rest on your shoulders. It can really help you grow."

I about shat when I heard that. Smart man...

Grand Lucina out.

Napster and Jellybag nixed

I sent the email to Lotus racer about the attendance miss givings of Queen Nappy and Jellybag. They are going to be gone as of Friday and new victims to land monday if all goes as planned. You are either adding to the bottom line or subtracting from the bottom line and these two have been in the subtraction column for the last time.

Jay The newest temp

Gave Jay the Alien speach. Told him we grade temps with attendance and it counts for 99.999999 percent in our decision on weither we keep you or not.

Stripes "The Hunnit Sack" Casino

...Because you're so money, Son! So, we now have 4 members who have graced the Blog. Much like Mario, we continue to develop as individual members of the collective faction. Next, we need to learn how to feed ourselves and by that I mean I'm hungry for the forbidden fweets of the Papermonies Bonus Ficus manicured Banzai Tree. I've heard that that particular specie of Corporate strain Ficus will also produce houses, silicon, and Lotus'. I thought it only produced $500 bills. Wierd. Oh well, it will all be worth it in the long run propagandabrainwashedhogwarshfloatingholidayremoval. Hmm....whatever that meant..... Hey! Ya' know how Staples has that "Easy Button"? that big on' red one? with they spiny armpits and yellow in the Bowser? I'm gonna have Flowchartico order me a "Wellness Button." I was thinking that I want it to spew yayo infused THC resin slash whiskey oil and smoke into my lower lip chew pouch through the end of my lit cigarette. In hindsight, or ex post typo, I just realized that since I don't get days to be "well" I take matters into my own hands. I hit my figurative "wellness button" and that is exactly what happens! All that resinous oil smoke whiskey. Nope, I don't need days to be "well." Stripes the Hunnit Sack, ButterStuff welcomes you with a Brotherly embrace, even though you told me you had a dreamsicle and it turned out to be only alpha waves and rapid eye movements.

ButterBag out!
ButterBag out Jeans

Casino Stipes

Awesome,

Casino has checked in. You should start by reading all the blogs so you are up to speed. There is a lot of information to digest and comment on. I am glad you are now an official blogger Stripes. Keep up the good fight on the shasow shift. We know you are the brunt of the stupidity taking it on the chin every AM. Take solice in the fact that we have your back.

Rally Out!

I am offically on now boys! So, where does young master strips casino start?

I have a dream! Where one day little CGM's and little Gm's will all play together. Can you help me out please? F "en" sick of it. Thats all for now.

Casino Out!

We the belied, be the beleaguered be we, me, he, believe, The Brotherhood indeed.

Which leads me to my next topic on this Round Table of chivalry, honour and discussion. Notice, if you will, the English spelling previous. That's all I wanted to say about that. Rally, what we gonna do without our Grande Lucinda? We should capitalize, you know what I'm sayin'? Grande Lucinda, disregard last sentence as it is detrimental to my defense case due to it's malevolent undertones in reference to your currently vacant workpieceplace. Next, Rally, mucho gracias on the running tally critique element. I am using it as a tool in my quest for distraction from the intrusively incessant white noise in my brainspace. I hate '08 thus far. It doesn't taste as good as 1990's did in my moooth. Oh also, yay superbowl. I was dead for that 4 hours, I didn't see it. I did see some good commercials though, so, I guess it wasn't a total waste of time and millions of dollars. and I'm rambling.................

Freudian slip

Without Bleeding Eyes Bcoz, the hungry pirate has reverted to his obsession of truck-stopping cocks. Check out the last email from DingDingBah

pallets

We changed out pallets to be more universal so now our pallets are the same as Exterior. The first load of solid doors tonight we sent got hung up on the rollers. I told Skippy and his resonse was it is ok because we have been using the new pallets for two week. I said you may have ordered them two weeks ago but tonight was the first time we used them. he said no you saw it tonight and you blamed it on the pallet because we told you in the meeting. I said no I blamed it on the pallet because I just say a full load of solid core hang up in the rollers. He was said no we have been using them for two weeks and we have had no problems untill we told you today???????????

First Post of February.

I hereby announce that I will, for the whole of Black History Month (What? That's what February is... Click Click click clicks because the Blacks get the shortest month. Weeeeeeeeeell.) that I will hard pronounce the silent "r". Feb-roo-rary. Ughh.

Join the cause friends. There are several words that need proper enunciation these days, such as Roo-ruhl. Puh-ho-netic. Damn a silent P. I've always said that.

And remember gents, a severed foot makes the ulimate stocking stuffer.

Nobody FUCKING cares!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell does "rant" mean? Gremlins, Gliders, ........Winged Lemurs? Oh, c'mon!

Mental joisting

Ahhhhhh Yes,

The mental joisting and volley is what true gentlemen do with their spare time. In betwix all the bullshit it is fun to disect snipettes from the surrounding morons who amaze us with all the next level stupidity they continuously stream to us. Slice your face with my two blacks with the gremlins while I comb my earhair holding hands skipping in the yellow silicon glidder down the road on the way to chinese finger cuffs burning slash piles while I whistle on 4 weeks vacation for senior higher status maintaing the hog getting eyedrops from by close friend I met while shopping at LL Bean although I have trim saw cataracts ect. ect....... The cool thing is how they work so hard at getting us so much new material bless their little hearts. I would continue but I need to go adjust the big wheel limit switch before I am down 2 ore hours.

Volley

....is what I would like to do with ideas amongst the intuition with which I surround myself. I would like to add a running tally of some sort to the blog. The "Tally Titles" we did in a previous life, before we got railroaded (Nice one Stripes Casino. Way to take it to the next level with your personal attackscxcssc's) would be a good template to use. I was thinking of topics such as these which follow previously started statement: Girdle Irkers, Movie reccommendations, Quettiisms, Classic quotes, Fill-in-the-Blank, Rhetorical Questions, What would you rather do?, Nicknames Galore, I hope that tomorrow........., and such the similar. What is the consensus? Also, what is the consensus on the pics? Oh yeah, Wellness Days, suckadickuptilyahiccup.

Ahh yes, the infamous blog handle...

When one is required to come up with a blog handle, one must first ask himself, "Self, what will best personify you and your personal personifications?" Well, I really don't know how to do that. Yes, there are references to the fact that I am quite the sizable chunk of humanity. While true, trite they are. There's collegiate athletic ramblings, but in an effort to remain somewhat humble and even a little embarrassed about talking about that, I shan't use any references thus. I've been blessed by the Lord Almighty, sitting at the right hand of The Father, in Heaven Eternal... but who hasn't in some way or another. Butternut with his poetic rhetoric, Ralley with his chud driving skeeels. Omega can heal the sick. Scarlett is just the most beautiful shining star. And Burger, well, the man can give a hug like a muh. And his beard gives good backrubs, canteen boy.

So for moi, perhaps a particular alignment of consonants and vowels isn't a way to distinguish my posts from those of other brotherhood members. Nay, mine shall be different. Keeping with my Mexican motif, I shall use a font, hereby, all my posts will be posted in Grande Lucinda.

Perhaps at a later time, I can work on mixing in a color change, or perhaps italictcsx.

It is settled. I am Rally on the blog. For every known as the one who will bust 8...teen foot high snow drifts im my racer. I go where other shake and shiver at the thought of taking a 2wd with chuds. Thanks brews for the epical brew blog handle. I admit I can't wait to come up stairs to read a new blog post because it will fur sure be some of the funniest, sarcastic, demeaning, glorifying, next level shit that we can only we understand.

Mt. Whitney crews rocks

Well.......

I have 2 brothers on my crew and 3 forktrucks............can't complain at the moment, oh except for my unused, flaccid member. Thanks for that Rally. I will hide the body if need be. I ain't skeert, nobody knows me. also, my crew ain't skeert to let them thangs go. Butterberries across the face helps to soothe the soul. Just let me know if you need a little motivational boost, Brother. Don't lose sleep and I'll tell you why not. Much the same way one would look like a certain handsome gentleman I know as a result of eating too many cookies, a person who did not get their beauty sleep, they would end up looking like Butternut Squash.

Epic Take

I see your pain. That was an epic take on the matter. I wish I could help more. Let me know if there is anything I can do to help out. I will glad to give a hand.

On another note. My door is rad. Thanks for the helping hand for all brothers that with provided and moving the body. My wife was pumped and now my kids can get the door opened at the house.

More schedule problems.

Once again, there are myriad problems with the white. I found 4 tickets with different pre-fits on the same ticket. I just made copies and crossed out one door on one and the other door on the other. I also found G5JJ30 bifolds square in the middle of the regular bifold run. I removed those, made a copy of that ticket and put it with the core tickets.

There is a big run of raw hdbd bifolds- 392 of them. Instead of doing presses of 45’s by stapling three tickets together, because, again, they came in presses of 15, I removed some of the tickets, changed the appropriate numbers and did 7 loads of 50, a load of 40, and the remaining 2 are on another ticket. I spent 20 minutes stapling all the other b/f tickets together. I had the press guys set up the adjustables by L2 up high so they can fit 45 doors in there, and had all of L4’s partials pressed either in the hot press or the adjustables down on that end. When they ran out of presses, they pulled fullies over until the presses cleared, then ran partials again. Afterall, they aren’t using the full presses anyway… but titan is never wrong. Click click. Stutter.

Not to mention, the hog is bust, so I am going to try and get a couple of coffins made tonight for scrap wood, since the table saw hopper is full. I asked Hansen to not let anyone come and dump their shit in that back corner. Nerdo thinks that the compactor won’t come out until Monday because of the weather, so we might need to coffin some trash too, if prehangs compactor fills up.

I’m pretty sure our numbers are going to be crap tonight. I started out 10 people short, but 5 showed up an hour or more late. I got a hyster stuck trying to get an empty glue tote because graveyard actually filled one so full that the funnel was full of glue water. We have one inside now, and another empty down the ramp of door 20, that four people can carry in if needed. I know; I’ve seen me do it.

I seriously took an hour prepping this schedule with making copies, marking it for cuts and stapling the tickets. But, again, at least the office ladies’ job is easier. This is absolute bull sh*t. The office is running hot and true though. It’s in Quasi-nose-o's ball court piece. I’m so mad.

And yes, both the usage of the semicolon and the word “myriad” are proper. Recognize.

Too far???

Was my last post too close to being decipherable? Should I have avoided that subject or is this a canvas intended for that vent? I will say this much........I luh this wintery rain. It tickles my fancy. "Do you like that sideboob? Well, you shouldn't. Because that's my sideboob."

Skeet skeet

That's typical. Dumbledorf runnin' a muck, Bleeding Eyes is peel out, his wife, Ace, is forlorn like an abandoned spider monkey baby raised by Teletubbies, Ol' See-No-Evil Hobbit Ear rubbin elbows with Jimbo Sliceface and we're supposed to be so highly compensated as to not make our inclusion in a Healthy Life Program unnecessary. At least I'm not worried sick about pre-spending the massive bonus monies I was assured. Let's devote resources to revamping an integral part of our jobs and let it fuck us in the ear. PC Loadletter? What the fuck? At least I get a new Mazda Miata for my boss because we make them look good, right? Does the real world get Comp time and sick leave on top of vacation? Why don't we put the plant on autopilot and let it run it's multi-million dollar corporate ass by it's goddamn self. ButterSack smack doodoo crack Patterwhack chillack.........xative. Don't lose sleep Brethren!!!!!! The hex will lift to unveil my next victim soon enough. Call me Dexter of Dirty Swamp donkeys. I do the community a favor by servicing this clientelle base.......(actually, that was my pre-hex days. Back before my picker went buhssssst.) We are the world........

Cooper at the trim saw

So word on the floor is that DD is tired of George holding him hostage at the trim saw by not showing up or running slow. So he sends Cooper down to the saw last night and tells Randy and Pat that they need to train him on the saw with out any heads up to me???. They respond that it will take a year to get comfortable on the saw and he says I hope to be gone by then. the bigger problem in my eyes is the fact that Cooper was sent down to train on the saw without any heads up from Steve Barry or anyone else. another problem is the fact that they skipped asking Kent if he wanted to go to 3rd to run the saw who would be a much better choice for the plant as a whole. I am sure not to have Cooper trained if i have any say for may reasons. let me know what you think....

I hate the new schedule

I'm pretty confident that the only reason this new schedule was created was to make the office's job easier. In the end, they are the ones that matter though, right? Combining all the suffixes into one schedule saves paper... allegedly. But now they print about 8 different schedules. Less paper?? What the f**k, over? Oh well. At least the psycho hose beast's from down yonder will be able to peel out on time. We can figure out the kinks as they come. And there will be many. Better keep the numbers up too.

I hate my life...

Look at me everybody! I'm flogging. B-hood up in this piece, Cuh, Burp Burp and scitttt. So....I prefer to be "hungry" whilst I twixterpate at my work desk piece. That's how I roll; lumpy, sidewise and with laser precision honed accuracy. I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life.....Call me Butterstuff.

So this is the sickest thing the B has pulled off ever. Major cudos for the stud who thought of it. As said before we will not use names but instead maybe you can use nicknames we have for each other that no one would recognize. We pretty much have our own language anyways. This is such a good idea for promoting our thoughts and agenda. We are able to send out all of the ideas we like or anything we want to comunicate to the BH. I think this is something you would want to check out right after you check your regular email at the start of everyshift. That way you will be able to keep up with all the new information the bhood is concerning themselves with. 1st things first. We all need to pick a blog name and let everyone know what it is so we can recognize the blog source. Lets get that ironed out.


Take to you later.

Founding Brother for now until you guys give me a better nickname.

Member info

After getting the sign in and password that I created, come to this site (it is the one that I sent in the email). In the top right corner, there is a button for sign in. Click that, enter screen name and password, hit enter. On the next page, after successfully logging in, there is a button for New Post. Click that, enter message, Click the orange button that says publish post, then sign out. Through the regular work email, send a message to all members that says update, and we all will know to check the post.

I suggest no names, no names of co-workers, and nothing about our specific jobs or duties be posted. Better safe than sorry.

TTT

Firts Post

So, here is a common way that we the members can share our thoughts with each other, incase we feel like things are being "watched" or anything like that. I will disperse the password and other log in information to all members, and only ask that when a new post is, ahem, posted, that an email be sent simply with the word "update" in the message body.

More to follow...