Wednesday, February 6, 2008

A remote Update

I write this from the discomfort of my dining room furniture. It's not that mine is bad. It's that my ass is indeed big, yet sexy, and all furniture in my world is bad. I have a pinche $2000 bed and I wake up feeling like Van Damme played Karate bongos on my back ribs. But that's where the best meat is.

I write this from my position of being 75% done with my marathon brainwashing sesh. I know you others have gone, but it is amazing how many people buy in to this dogma when the real morals and ethics come from the b-hood. There's one guy there who is a CGM after only 8 months. He's a bonafied douche too. Ask burger.

Pack of hot-dog on my neck special project manager (if you know who I'm talking about) actually uttered the phrase, "colonial bifolds,? we don't make those." Even the 19 year manager from FP was like "what?" and "Are you for real." Seriously, Terrance was clowning him. And that's after he told someone he as a production manager. What a ass hat.

On a serious not, Ralley, on your movie list you write that Steve Carrell has his second "<100> if you want...

Nigel the UK Hammer? Is that Butternut? If so, Check out Kimbo Slice's list at the bottom. Notches in my proverbial belt as well.

Casino!!! Berp Berpberp. Nice to see you join. Don't be a stranger. Remember, if you can't find time to do something right, when will you find time to do it again. AGhhhhhhh.... the brain washing must be sinking in a little.

No, in all reality. I think we have some of the best bottom tier managers in the brotherhood, our middle management (CGM, PM, some GM's) suck, but our upper management are some of the coolest people ever. Didn't meet a VP that seemed like a boner. They were honest and up front, and no hint of "it's out of you payscale" type stuff. I heard Ma-ice cream-licki tell a dude from Pottsville that his plant my be shutsville by the end of the year. Sucks to hear, probably worse to say, but it was honest, and I respected that. Craig T singled me out asking about the non formaldehyde skins. At first he called me Joe, so I answered, "Yes, Chad!" Ayyyysa lie... but, I wish I had an answer right then, I think it would have impressed him. Candy drawer would have been like "colonial bifolds??? You mean we split the door down the middle??

Butternut, Rally, and Scarlett, (if you ever get your ass on here...) Straight from Doug K: " I encourage all of you to take 2nd or even 3rd shifts. Often times, you are outside the view of PM's and GM's and it is your time to shine. All decisions for a multi billion dollar company rest on your shoulders. It can really help you grow."

I about shat when I heard that. Smart man...

Grand Lucina out.

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Rally's 1000 Movie Voyage for 2008

  • Loves unending Legacy....Western written by Jannette Oak. I have read all of her books. Christian based but as with most movies it does not even come close to the books.
  • Nanny Diarries...My wife cried..It tears at your heart for a second...Good snapshot at how the rich really act when not putting on heirs.
  • Life of David Hale...Good solid flick
  • 21 Grams...This is one of the best movies I have every forced myself to suffer through. I was completly confused in the beginning and almost turned it off when the big scene comes which you can see froma mile away. When ever I watch a movie and feel like I have it so good compared to them I thank the director. Most likely the best tragedy I have ever scene. Mostly becauseit was believable. I was impressed how it tacled the issue of "life is Bad" no matter who you are at times wiether you are a "have or "have not" wiether you deserve it or not.
  • Stir og Echos.... Had to turn it off. Could not handle the death of a little one.
  • Training Day....Corruption is amazing to me always.
  • Last Samuri....One of the best movies I have seen again and again. I think it was so cool how they compared the Indians to the samuri in life and how both the US and Japan were dealing with the issues using simular questionable tactics.
  • Kings of South Beach....It was OK. I think the main gangster wasweak in his role. half way decent baser!
  • Rescuers down under....Real good for the kids.
  • Hunchback Of Notre Dame....It was good for my kids.
  • The last Castle..It was ok but Redford as a general never flys for me. A real general has his hair high and tight not long and unkept.
  • The Reef.... Cute kids movie cartoon about the ocean.
  • Swan Princess The enchanted treasure.. My daughter loves the all the swan princess's. My son is bored out of his mind.
  • Dinosaur....OK but it acared my kids but that was cool because they wanted to watch it on my lap.
  • Spy Games....Good movie...Nice spy movie.
  • Traffic..... Loved it. Solid performances from all involved
  • Rock City Detriot....Boy did this movie remind me of middle school
  • Moving Mcallister....Cute chick flick. My wife would have liked it. The best scene was throwing up in the hot tub.
  • Nomad the Warrior....It was good. My fourth favorite for the year. It was like watching my step Dad play 25 diiferent roles in a movie. They all look the same to me.
  • Afgan Kings....not a recomend it was ok but not for the rental price at BB
  • Paris Te ame...some frensh subtitles a collabaration od 20 directors.
  • The Brave one....my 3rd favorite this year. female dexter whos vengence has a code like dexter.
  • Enemy At the Gate.... One of the Best Sniper movies ever.
  • Bad Santa.... Funny and sad wrapped up in a Santa Suit.
  • A Quiet Man....about a dude who wants to kill his fellow office workers and winds up becoming an office hero and does something else in the end instead.
  • King of California
  • 8 Mile
  • Once
  • Shooter, The (2007) ....Good. maybe the 3rd best sniper movie catagory. The home made exsplosives were BS. I would buy it on sale in the 4 for $20 sectiom at Block Buster.
  • Shoot 'em Up (2007)... I loved it. I will buy it. If you like obsurd shoot em up movies with plots that defy making any real sense then this is your movie. I love being able to escape in a movie and from the very first shot fired I knew I was in make believe world.
  • Good Luck Chuck (2007) ....Five great chuckles for the antics of Dane Cook.
  • TMNT (2007) Right next to my son's favorite Spiderman 3. He will turn into a TMNT if we let him watch it to much. We had hide his TMNT mask because it was starting to get weird living with Rafeal.
  • Surf's Up (2007) ....Great kids movie!!! We watched it over and over. Great as a baby sitter while we try to get jiggy with it. Jeff Bridges makes for a great older surfer voice.
  • War (2007) .... Liked it just before I fell asleep.
  • Last Legion, The (2007)....One of my 2007 favorites. The girl is so hot I actually replayed all of her fight scenes. I really did enjoy this movie.
  • Ghost Rider (2007) .... What a way to F-up a chance to come out with one of the sickest movies ever.
  • Knocked Up (2007) ....If you don't like this movie I will most likey hate you so stay away.
  • Evan Almighty (2007) ....Loved it but not as much as Bruce Almighty. Steve Carrol will always make me laugh. His second >$100 million movie.
  • Golden Compass, The (2007) ....a root canel is a better option!!!!!
  • Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007) .... I love all dem Pirates movies. All these movies make me love the ride even more at Disney.
  • Wild Hogs (2007)...Someone will like it. I just don't hang out with those who would. Almost made me laugh. My wife loved it. What ever that means.
  • Smokin' Aces (2007)....Crazy enuff for me to like. Anything filmed in Tahoe I will love. The .50 sniper riffle was epic when the sniper was getting her gun off.
  • 300 (2007).... I was tripped out by it. I want to buy it and add it to the collection.
  • Superbad (2007) ....Good for so many reasons. Raunchy in so many ways. I have already heard so many quotes from my friends that crack me up when I hear them so it must be a must buy.
  • Spider-man 3 (2007)..... Not the best of the 3. The Sand man was cool but gave my Daughter Nightmares. My son watches it over and over again in his Spiderman suit.
  • Shrek The Third (2007).....It was 1/2 good. The best parts were the frogs in the funeral and Snow White Charging the Trees to the beat of Rock music.
  • Simpsons Movie, The (2007).... I was bummed because I wish it never came out and I had bought it. What makes it worse is that I bought it for a friend for Christmas and I wish I gave him a fruitcake instead. He would probably have hated me less.
  • Transformers: The Movie (2007).....It was one of the best movies I bought my son (me) for Christmas. I love the chicks in it and when the Transformers transform you are left with mouth open thinking how cool was that? Especially the jets!
  • Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007).....Yes! Yes! Yes! 8/10 I think all Bourne movies are off the fasizzle for rizzle.
  • Ocean's Thirteen (2007).....It was OK. I would buy the trilogy if it was on sell for 75% off.
  • Resident Evil: Extinction (2007).....I think this was done already in Mad Max, and 10 other movies. Anyways, I think you need to see it if you have wasted the time to watch the other R.E. But forget it if you are looking for closure because we are in for another R.E. due to the ending hinting at that.
  • Dora the Mermaid.....What can I say? My daughter loved it but her ability to reason is hampered by the fact that she is 5. On top of that all mermaids in her world are cool right now.
  • Hoodwinked.....The best kids/parent movie since Chicken Little. It has a leiderhosen wearing lumberjack named Mr. Kuykendall. How cool is that?
  • X-Men 3..... The best of the three in my opinion. The Golden Gate getting moved was sick.
  • X-Men 2..... I like the special effects.
  • X-Men 1.5.... OK
  • 3:10 to Yuma Great bad guy!!! Best supporting actor nomination in my book. Almost overshadows the Aussie with his performance.
  • The Kingdom 7/10 it has a couple of red shells like JG in a real knife fight... Please!
  • Sydney White--5 star chick flick. It will make your balls shrink.
  • Illigal Tender- Opps I fell asleep
  • Eastern Promise My Favorite 2008
  • 7 Kilos...Somewhere between bored to death or should I whack off instead? Great twist at the end I did not see coming.