It's been a week...

My my my, how things have changed. We have a fallen brother. Not really a candidate for Kimbo Slice's list of deaths. However, the Grande Lucina feels as if this may be partially his fault. Premonitions of bad things aside, had it not been a relative of mine involved, the message of one playing favorites to another perhaps never would have been brought up. One never knows now, but that is how I feel. Now, the talk of different shifts. So, Dumbledorf will move, Slice Face won't, Ear Hair won't, but the brotherhood members will get shifted hard bad cold nasty. Ace and Gary still'll leave at 4 or earlier every day. I'll take a day shift if it's available and not the old crew I had before. Elsewise, I'd like to stay right where I am.

I miss my friend. Rally, don't you feel like it isn't the same around here right now. I have to look at the little crack head and it makes me angry. I don't like to be that way. A small little piece of my heart was taken on the day of the only total lunar eclipse of 08.

But at least Saturday is still in the works. Yes!!!!

Grande Lucina.

New College Football Rules

There are several new rule changes announced for college football today. All of these must be approved by the NCAA rules committee, as well as a vote of conference commissioners. There are several, intended to speed up the game at the behest of the television networks. Whatever! TV don't run this bitch, the brotherhood does. Here's how I feel about these proposed changes... Stripes, chime in please.

1. Elimination of the "horse collar" tackle. This was outlawed via 15 yard personal foul penalty in the NFL after the 2004 season when Roy Williams injured 4 players using this technique. The NCAA should have outlawed it that year as well, but they are a defunct, stupid organization full of really smart people. Confucius say: A person is smart, people are stupid. I like this rule however. Get in position and don't tackle like a bitch. Step up and hit someone cuh.

2. An out of bounds play will be similar to a first down, in that the clock will start again when the ball is set, rather than when the ball is snapped. Whatever! Inside of 2 minutes in a half, however, the clock will start on snap to "protect the integrity of the 2 minute offense." Kinda bunk, no big deal though. Besides, inside two minutes is where the most timeouts are taken, so TV gets as many commercial breaks as needed.

3. The 5 yard face mask penalty is eliminated. Hmm, so the rule reads something like this: "if the tackler grabs and immediately releases the face mask, with no impact on the runner and no impact on the safety of the player, there shall be no penalty. The SEC coordinator of officials said that play is a "non-entity." Whatever! What about the defenders fingers, aren't they in danger? I hope this one doesn't pass. Besides, when a player nearly rips off someone's head, it should be a 20 yard penalty.

There are other inconsequential rule changes to which I will proudly say: Whatever!

Grande Lucina

An Open Letter to Rally

Oh, how you have been missed? Let me count the ways. [removes socks for extra counting digits] The answer is 26. I will list two of them here:
1. I don't like running an area with no forklifts.
2. Who else will warm my thighs.? Kif? I think not!
So, in summary, I hope that upon arrival there shall be numerous additions to the movie list. I want to know your thoughts upon cinematic adventures experienced hence. One of mine: The Nines. The dude from Van Wilder makes a triple character appearance inside of 1 and a half hours. The movie is broken in to three short stories, each with the same actors playing different characters. The scenes are interrelated only through supernatural goings-on. 7/8thscscs of the way through the movie, and I still had no clue what was going one per se, but I was captivated nonetheless. By the end of the show, it was all wrapped up nicely. I enjoyed this movie. And I'm going to say this right now, I thought the fat girl was cute. Not a policy of mine, but she was alright.
Hope you health improves so you can come "work" which is, intentionally, in quotes.

Grande Lucina

Weekend Update

As my ribs, once again feel damaged, the way Britney Spears' crotch must, I finish my leftover pizza. I beleive that leftover pizza is the only way to eat it. I have, on many an occasion bought a pizza, baked it (Papa Murphy's of course), sliced it's face and put in the refigerator for later consumption. I don't make it a habit, but I have done it before. The Pro Bowl is about to start, my brother is sick, and my wife is gone. What a fun Sunday?!!. Buttsecks. Oh well. Monday, I shall return to more employees wanting to get well on work hours. Football is on, however, must watch.

Grand Lucina

A case of mistaken identity

This is how it went down: My brother, Rally, was granted an epiphany by Janus the Goddess of Portholes. I added an ingredient to this malice contacting 2 marauders to do our Rally's bidding. With rapidity, the thing took shape, and it was glorious in it's simplicity. ESPN Instant Classic, right? We are happy with the preliminary results, but, it goes over like a white guy with corn braids. I become the recipient scapegoat by proxy and prostrate myself at the feet of my PM, Maplebar McMasters. He, apparently, was offended thinking it was targeting his candybar affliction. I assured him it was only so he could sit closely with his new found friends and do his special digestive system function research. He's a bright one. Still doesn't know I put sugar, equal, Vitamin C, Airborne, and ascorbic acid in place of his NaCl. The moral of the story shall be as such; inadvertent assumption of responsibility for a well-thought malintended chicane was done hesitantly, but out of respect. Long Live Bob Marley! (in spirit, and stuff)

Excellent take CC. I just hit the witching hour on a Donnerstag. I wish we could work 3 12's. I could suffer thru 3 12's much better then the sufferage of 5 8's. Anyways i have been on the floor tonight for a total of 3 minutes. I am still angry about the flat and getting stuck. I wonder what my kids look like? I know they are cute because everyone who sees them on a regular basis tells me. As far as working the swing you will learn different things that much is true but you will also forget any resembalance of what a family life is like. It is funny how you met a CGM after 8 months. That is less time then I have been on second shift for the second time. The first time it was three years. I dread the option though. 7am with silicon racer and candi stripes with the eye drops. I still wonder if I will ever make it out of the vampire shift. At least I get to watch 2 movies a night instead of hanging out with my kids. I am sure they will understand when I get time off for their graduation because that is how long I see myself on the 3:12 to hell. What ever! on the experiance upper M. How about the hours I will never get back with my kids. Any way you paint it the connections get you the good hours and the cgm. I see neither in my near future. In the words of one of the best PMs ever "Mike you need to put your time in Bitss" never mind how they never made money on my watch. I know people and I have stock so shut up.

Ralley

A remote Update

I write this from the discomfort of my dining room furniture. It's not that mine is bad. It's that my ass is indeed big, yet sexy, and all furniture in my world is bad. I have a pinche $2000 bed and I wake up feeling like Van Damme played Karate bongos on my back ribs. But that's where the best meat is.

I write this from my position of being 75% done with my marathon brainwashing sesh. I know you others have gone, but it is amazing how many people buy in to this dogma when the real morals and ethics come from the b-hood. There's one guy there who is a CGM after only 8 months. He's a bonafied douche too. Ask burger.

Pack of hot-dog on my neck special project manager (if you know who I'm talking about) actually uttered the phrase, "colonial bifolds,? we don't make those." Even the 19 year manager from FP was like "what?" and "Are you for real." Seriously, Terrance was clowning him. And that's after he told someone he as a production manager. What a ass hat.

On a serious not, Ralley, on your movie list you write that Steve Carrell has his second "<100> if you want...

Nigel the UK Hammer? Is that Butternut? If so, Check out Kimbo Slice's list at the bottom. Notches in my proverbial belt as well.

Casino!!! Berp Berpberp. Nice to see you join. Don't be a stranger. Remember, if you can't find time to do something right, when will you find time to do it again. AGhhhhhhh.... the brain washing must be sinking in a little.

No, in all reality. I think we have some of the best bottom tier managers in the brotherhood, our middle management (CGM, PM, some GM's) suck, but our upper management are some of the coolest people ever. Didn't meet a VP that seemed like a boner. They were honest and up front, and no hint of "it's out of you payscale" type stuff. I heard Ma-ice cream-licki tell a dude from Pottsville that his plant my be shutsville by the end of the year. Sucks to hear, probably worse to say, but it was honest, and I respected that. Craig T singled me out asking about the non formaldehyde skins. At first he called me Joe, so I answered, "Yes, Chad!" Ayyyysa lie... but, I wish I had an answer right then, I think it would have impressed him. Candy drawer would have been like "colonial bifolds??? You mean we split the door down the middle??

Butternut, Rally, and Scarlett, (if you ever get your ass on here...) Straight from Doug K: " I encourage all of you to take 2nd or even 3rd shifts. Often times, you are outside the view of PM's and GM's and it is your time to shine. All decisions for a multi billion dollar company rest on your shoulders. It can really help you grow."

I about shat when I heard that. Smart man...

Grand Lucina out.

Napster and Jellybag nixed

I sent the email to Lotus racer about the attendance miss givings of Queen Nappy and Jellybag. They are going to be gone as of Friday and new victims to land monday if all goes as planned. You are either adding to the bottom line or subtracting from the bottom line and these two have been in the subtraction column for the last time.

Jay The newest temp

Gave Jay the Alien speach. Told him we grade temps with attendance and it counts for 99.999999 percent in our decision on weither we keep you or not.

Stripes "The Hunnit Sack" Casino

...Because you're so money, Son! So, we now have 4 members who have graced the Blog. Much like Mario, we continue to develop as individual members of the collective faction. Next, we need to learn how to feed ourselves and by that I mean I'm hungry for the forbidden fweets of the Papermonies Bonus Ficus manicured Banzai Tree. I've heard that that particular specie of Corporate strain Ficus will also produce houses, silicon, and Lotus'. I thought it only produced $500 bills. Wierd. Oh well, it will all be worth it in the long run propagandabrainwashedhogwarshfloatingholidayremoval. Hmm....whatever that meant..... Hey! Ya' know how Staples has that "Easy Button"? that big on' red one? with they spiny armpits and yellow in the Bowser? I'm gonna have Flowchartico order me a "Wellness Button." I was thinking that I want it to spew yayo infused THC resin slash whiskey oil and smoke into my lower lip chew pouch through the end of my lit cigarette. In hindsight, or ex post typo, I just realized that since I don't get days to be "well" I take matters into my own hands. I hit my figurative "wellness button" and that is exactly what happens! All that resinous oil smoke whiskey. Nope, I don't need days to be "well." Stripes the Hunnit Sack, ButterStuff welcomes you with a Brotherly embrace, even though you told me you had a dreamsicle and it turned out to be only alpha waves and rapid eye movements.

ButterBag out!
ButterBag out Jeans

Casino Stipes

Awesome,

Casino has checked in. You should start by reading all the blogs so you are up to speed. There is a lot of information to digest and comment on. I am glad you are now an official blogger Stripes. Keep up the good fight on the shasow shift. We know you are the brunt of the stupidity taking it on the chin every AM. Take solice in the fact that we have your back.

Rally Out!

I am offically on now boys! So, where does young master strips casino start?

I have a dream! Where one day little CGM's and little Gm's will all play together. Can you help me out please? F "en" sick of it. Thats all for now.

Casino Out!

We the belied, be the beleaguered be we, me, he, believe, The Brotherhood indeed.

Which leads me to my next topic on this Round Table of chivalry, honour and discussion. Notice, if you will, the English spelling previous. That's all I wanted to say about that. Rally, what we gonna do without our Grande Lucinda? We should capitalize, you know what I'm sayin'? Grande Lucinda, disregard last sentence as it is detrimental to my defense case due to it's malevolent undertones in reference to your currently vacant workpieceplace. Next, Rally, mucho gracias on the running tally critique element. I am using it as a tool in my quest for distraction from the intrusively incessant white noise in my brainspace. I hate '08 thus far. It doesn't taste as good as 1990's did in my moooth. Oh also, yay superbowl. I was dead for that 4 hours, I didn't see it. I did see some good commercials though, so, I guess it wasn't a total waste of time and millions of dollars. and I'm rambling.................

Freudian slip

Without Bleeding Eyes Bcoz, the hungry pirate has reverted to his obsession of truck-stopping cocks. Check out the last email from DingDingBah

pallets

We changed out pallets to be more universal so now our pallets are the same as Exterior. The first load of solid doors tonight we sent got hung up on the rollers. I told Skippy and his resonse was it is ok because we have been using the new pallets for two week. I said you may have ordered them two weeks ago but tonight was the first time we used them. he said no you saw it tonight and you blamed it on the pallet because we told you in the meeting. I said no I blamed it on the pallet because I just say a full load of solid core hang up in the rollers. He was said no we have been using them for two weeks and we have had no problems untill we told you today???????????

First Post of February.

I hereby announce that I will, for the whole of Black History Month (What? That's what February is... Click Click click clicks because the Blacks get the shortest month. Weeeeeeeeeell.) that I will hard pronounce the silent "r". Feb-roo-rary. Ughh.

Join the cause friends. There are several words that need proper enunciation these days, such as Roo-ruhl. Puh-ho-netic. Damn a silent P. I've always said that.

And remember gents, a severed foot makes the ulimate stocking stuffer.